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| BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! |
BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!
WANTS YOU ON STAGE BECAUSE BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IS THE POETRY SLAM THAT GIVES
ANYONE TWO MINUTES WITH A MICROPHONE AN AUDIENCE MANY MCS THE MASTER OF
CONFLICT A SCORE ADDER JUDGES TOILETS FEATURE ACT(S) ACCESS TO ALCOHOL HOUSE
BAND AND A STAGE ALL FOR MORE FIRST PRIZES THAN ANY OTHER COMPETITION ACROSS
ALL TIME AND SPACE.
AND
WHEN WE SAY POETRY WE MEAN ANYTHING THAT’S POETRY!
Did we
mention feature act?
We have
one.
EUCAPOCALYPTS
NOW
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| Eucapocolypts Now |
‘Eucapocolypts
Now starts from the premise that we need to be prepared for a future in which
human life is no longer the center of the world. The capacity of the world to
fulfill our material desires is being rapidly depleted, particularly in
Australia, and we are concerned to think through a particularly Australian
response – a wave of eucalypt breaking over our cities and towns; tarmac cracks
and blisters and the mallee begins its long march back over abandoned farmland.
How are we to process this? Will we go mad? Or can we develop new myths and
philosophies which complement the sour taste of sap?’
Did
BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! mention house band?
We have
one.
BACON
CAKES
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| Bacon Cakes Photo by Adam Thomas |
This is
what Bacon Cakes says about them(it)selves(self).
‘ 12
slices bacon
1/4 cup
packed brown sugar
1 (9
ounce) package white cake mix, batter prepared as directed on package
1
teaspoon maple flavored extract
1/4 cup
maple syrup’
Finally!
Because Robot Zombie Hadley appears to have arisen to walk among the living in
Brisbane we are filling the Hadley Memorial Slots with Charles J Quinn!
Join
BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!, 7:30pm East Row, The Phoenix Pub in the Canberra in the
Australian Capital Territory.
And
remember, no props, no music, and your original words, for first prizes!
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