BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! versus CIVIC PUB

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IN THE CIVIC PUB!
UPSTAIRS!

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IS THE POETRY SLAM IN THE PUB, THIS MONTH IN THE CIVIC PUB!

If you are going, “What’s this poetry slam thing?” Well you’re reading the right facebook invitation.

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! is two minutes of your original material with no props or music on the stage for an audience for 1^st prizes.

Yes, we want your words, and Yes, many first prizes.

“HOW ARE THE FIRST PRIZES DECIDED?” BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! can see your thought bubble. The prizes are decided by numerous methods including judges who score poems, randomness (possibly Fate for those who don’t believe in human agency), arbitrary judgment by The Master of Conflict (or good taste if you believe in that), and possibly others → turn up → find out → perform your words, we’ll take anything.

Because we want your words on stage, in the audience, at the bar, in the bathroom, all yelling, all arms, all legs and all unshaved or shaved (it’s your choice!). So escape from that mysterious scientific base where we hear the distant explosions. Because this is BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! goes to the Civic Pub.

Feature acts to be announced!

Really, two minutes, your words, no props no music, for prizes, join BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! at the Civic Pub, sign-up from 7:30pm, poetry slam at 8:00pm.

Have you got any questions?