Will you marry me? Thank you for your submission. The delinquent is pleased to
announce that we will be printing ‘War, what is it good for? (A Gen-kill poem)’
and ‘George Clooney can do anything’ in issue 19.
We
have specially ‘borrowed’ this plane to contact you because, although we are
unable to pay contributors, or even provide them with a free copy, we honestly
believe that, where your writing is concerned – THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!!”
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Now
it is time to let the docking computer fly the Cobra Mk III: